Bras

Yet again, my child continues to make me laugh.

Scene: I'm changing G's diaper and putting on his pajamas. Paul is in our room changing out of his work clothes. E comes running from our bedroom to meet me, with one of my bras in his hand. 

 E wraps the bra around himself and says, "Mommy, you put it on like this?" 

"Yes," I say chuckling. 

"Mommy, you put it on like this? So milk doesn't come spilling out everywhere?"

"Yep, pretty much! Who told you to say that?"

No answer. Then I hear Paul tell me he's done that the past two days. Seconds later, E returns with my swimsuit top.

"Mommy, you put it on this this and go 'Oooooh'?" he says wiggling his hips.

What a funny kid!